Author Paul! Lang

“The beast of the gulch is on the move. It hunts without reason. It kills without eating. Its prey is the sound of a beating heart. Within the shallows of the gulch dwells death.”

Book 9 of The Kingdom’s Disdain is available now!

  • A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth. Special Effects  Chest pain Is a constant  A wall between myself and the body There is a chronology that I am separated from as I hover  Above the flesh, noncommittal Like a prince who can’t make up his mind You’re falling into the water You’re stumbling

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  • Hello, I’m author, jean wearer obsessive compulsive human, Paul Lang. This is my daily blog. It’s the first day of Fall, which means that by all definitions, the Spooky Season has begun. I thought it might be fun to talk about a spooky dream I had one time, because why not? Anyone who knows me

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  • Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.

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  • This blog post is different. Since I’ve releasing Book 6 of The Kingdom’s Disdain today, I decided to let one of the characters write an essay. If this is the kind of thing you like, enjoy! –Edreimlecheth Lystoriant Chung Zeichliumef, better known as “Worm” the druidic, half-elf assassin. Nature of Magic/Magic of Nature Today I

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  • Hello, I’m author, jogger and master fish cooker Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Today I’m going to talk about french fries. Why not?  What is there to say about french fries? A little bit probably.  Though they are considerably edible and often quite delicious, I wish that they had never been invented.

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  • Hi, I’m author, food adventurer and slasher movie fan Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. A few years ago, when I was going through a really hard time, I used to have recurring dreams about spiders. Now, I don’t have any inherent fear of spiders, I think the way they move is kind

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  • Hi, I’m author, occasional jogger and JRPG player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today, I am mourning something. Be not concerned, dear reader, for I do not mourn for anything that matters. I am sad because I miss Arby’s White Cheddar Mac and Cheese. The cheese was deliciously sharp, and very gooey.

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  • Hi, I’m author, amateur artist and carnivorous plant enthusiast Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today, I am thinking about my most recent ebook, “The Kingdom’s Disdain 6: Corpse Beetle” Is this a shameless plug? Why yes. Yes it is. I’m sure that all four and a half of the people who read

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  • Hi, I’m author, anime critic and Mazda 6 owner Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today on Weird Dreams Daily, I’m going to talk about some weird dreams. Novel concept, right? So my dreams are rarely very coherent. They tend to be jumbles of constantly shifting narrative. I don’t have realistic, inception style

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  • Hi, I’m author, Christian, and avid Youtube Poop watcher Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog.One reason I started this blog is because, as a writer, I want to build a platform. It would probably make more sense to blog something that has anything to do with my writing genre, but ultimately I decided

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  • Hi, I’m author, writer, and snake and crab-keeper Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog.Today is Labor Day. So, what is Labor Day about? What is the true meaning of Labor Day? According to a Google search that I just did right now, it is a celebration of The Labor Movement, and workers who

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