“The beast of the gulch is on the move. It hunts without reason. It kills without eating. Its prey is the sound of a beating heart. Within the shallows of the gulch dwells death.”
Book 9 of The Kingdom’s Disdain is available now!
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A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth. Special Effects Chest pain Is a constant A wall between myself and the body There is a chronology that I am separated from as I hover Above the flesh, noncommittal Like a prince who can’t make up his mind You’re falling into the water You’re stumbling…
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Hi, I’m author, healthy-guy, morning runner and Metroid Dread player Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, just like, a bunch of things I really don’t like. First thing’s first. I am still alive. I got very mysteriously sick for a few days, and that resulted in my being incredibly tired…
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Hi, I’m author, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon-Prime, Funimation and VRV user Paul Lang. Today I’d like to talk to you about squids, or, rather, a vacuum where squids should exist. Like every single person in the world, I have watched Squid Game. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, you probably don’t exist. If you are a…
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Hi, I’m author, snake owner and Stephen King fan Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about my book, Corpse Beetle, which is free today! What kinds of things can you expect to find in this book? Well, there’s big scary bugs. A lot of the book is dedicated to describing the exploits…
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Hi, I’m author, writer and fantasy writer Paul Lang! Today I want to show you a free excerpt from my upcoming FREE eBook “The Useless Prince” On October 11th, this will be available for download on amazon kindle. Did I mention that it will be free? CHAPTER 1: FATHERLAND The nation is a portrait of…
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Hi, I’m author, Dungeon Master and Podcast listener Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk about National Chocolate Milk Day. Chocolate Milk was invented by Irish Physician Sir Hans Sloane in the 1680s. He based it off a drink he tried in Jamaica, which was cocoa powder in water. He said it tasted nasty, so…
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Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese. My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. You…
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Hello, I’m author, jean wearer obsessive compulsive human, Paul Lang. This is my daily blog. It’s the first day of Fall, which means that by all definitions, the Spooky Season has begun. I thought it might be fun to talk about a spooky dream I had one time, because why not? Anyone who knows me…
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Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.…
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This blog post is different. Since I’ve releasing Book 6 of The Kingdom’s Disdain today, I decided to let one of the characters write an essay. If this is the kind of thing you like, enjoy! –Edreimlecheth Lystoriant Chung Zeichliumef, better known as “Worm” the druidic, half-elf assassin. Nature of Magic/Magic of Nature Today I…
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Hello, I’m author, jogger and master fish cooker Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Today I’m going to talk about french fries. Why not? What is there to say about french fries? A little bit probably. Though they are considerably edible and often quite delicious, I wish that they had never been invented.…
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