Author Paul! Lang

“The beast of the gulch is on the move. It hunts without reason. It kills without eating. Its prey is the sound of a beating heart. Within the shallows of the gulch dwells death.”

Book 9 of The Kingdom’s Disdain is available now!

  • A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth. Special Effects  Chest pain Is a constant  A wall between myself and the body There is a chronology that I am separated from as I hover  Above the flesh, noncommittal Like a prince who can’t make up his mind You’re falling into the water You’re stumbling

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  • A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth Worth Dying Once or Twice  Apostate of apostasy, an apostasis The kernels all shriveled in the heat of the reaper’s threshing knife, an apostle of apocalypse And they are, and we were- Dust in the wind  All we are is  Water and protein, mixed and muddled

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  • A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth Eye of Ra Frolic in the garden, little one For there are beasts about, and The heart that beats with blood contains liquids that predate the common era, flowing into the uncommon, the strange, abstract forms of primordial abuse And there have always been parents  Slithering

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  • (Content warning: Strong language) A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth. Among the Heathens And I became  Like a vapor to you So illusive, noxious like the  Darkness of night, quivering across moonlight arrows  God save me  God damn her  But the lust continues, even into the winter, in every point of the

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  • Hi, I’m author, Ohio Citizen, and raging Shin Megami Tensei fan Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, three things I like, in order to balance all the hate in my last post. In fact, I want to me “Three things I really like” a regular Wednesday thing, and so, without

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  • Hi, I’m author, healthy-guy, morning runner and Metroid Dread player Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, just like, a bunch of things I really don’t like. First thing’s first. I am still alive. I got very mysteriously sick for a few days, and that resulted in my being incredibly tired

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  • Hi, I’m author, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon-Prime, Funimation and VRV user Paul Lang. Today I’d like to talk to you about squids, or, rather, a vacuum where squids should exist. Like every single person in the world, I have watched Squid Game. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, you probably don’t exist. If you are a

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  • Hi, I’m author, snake owner and Stephen King fan Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about my book, Corpse Beetle, which is free today! What kinds of things can you expect to find in this book? Well, there’s big scary bugs. A lot of the book is dedicated to describing the exploits

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  • Hi, I’m author, writer and fantasy writer Paul Lang! Today I want to show you a free excerpt from my upcoming FREE eBook “The Useless Prince” On October 11th, this will be available for download on amazon kindle. Did I mention that it will be free? CHAPTER 1: FATHERLAND The nation is a portrait of

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  • Hi, I’m author, Dungeon Master and Podcast listener Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk about National Chocolate Milk Day.  Chocolate Milk was invented by Irish Physician Sir Hans Sloane in the 1680s. He based it off a drink he tried in Jamaica, which was cocoa powder in water. He said it tasted nasty, so

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  • Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese. My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. You

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