A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth Eye of Ra Frolic in the garden, little one For there are beasts about, and The heart that beats with blood contains liquids that predate the common era, flowing into the uncommon, the strange, abstract forms of primordial abuse And there have always been parents SlitheringContinue reading “Weird Dreams 21 “Eye of Ra””
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Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game”
Hi, I’m author, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon-Prime, Funimation and VRV user Paul Lang. Today I’d like to talk to you about squids, or, rather, a vacuum where squids should exist. Like every single person in the world, I have watched Squid Game. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, you probably don’t exist. If you are aContinue reading “Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game””
Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies”
Hi, I’m author, Dungeon Master and Podcast listener Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk about National Chocolate Milk Day. Chocolate Milk was invented by Irish Physician Sir Hans Sloane in the 1680s. He based it off a drink he tried in Jamaica, which was cocoa powder in water. He said it tasted nasty, soContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies””
Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk”
Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese. My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. YouContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk””
Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This”
Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This””
Weird Dreams Daily 8 “The Web and the Ham”
Hi, I’m author, food adventurer and slasher movie fan Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. A few years ago, when I was going through a really hard time, I used to have recurring dreams about spiders. Now, I don’t have any inherent fear of spiders, I think the way they move is kindContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 8 “The Web and the Ham””
Weird Dreams Daily 5 “Dream Chronicle”
Hi, I’m author, anime critic and Mazda 6 owner Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today on Weird Dreams Daily, I’m going to talk about some weird dreams. Novel concept, right? So my dreams are rarely very coherent. They tend to be jumbles of constantly shifting narrative. I don’t have realistic, inception styleContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 5 “Dream Chronicle””
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