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Considering Thefwin Peachwillow

Creator Journals 7/12/25 What can I say about Thefwin Peachwillow that wouldn’t spoil the story. Well, first off, she’s not a major character. She’s a character I made specifically to fit a role in a chapter that required a large and diverse cast. She’s an elf, but she’s an elf that leans into her racialContinue reading “Considering Thefwin Peachwillow”

WD 30 “Rinbah Oatberry”

My new book is out, and can be found below! In honor of the release, I wanted to share a short story set in the world of The Kingdom’s Disdain. Sometimes a person just wants to write a nice story about elves. So here you are, my good friends, have an elf. Rinbah Oatberry RinbahContinue reading “WD 30 “Rinbah Oatberry””

Weird Dreams 24 “So Always to the Wise”

A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth So Always to the Wise Scorned by association Asphyxiation by way of the lover’s fangs Paints a steamy picture, and makes the mona-lisa whole, sans one throat, an idea of a man, and the blessings they take away from those who transgress against Urizen. I wasContinue reading “Weird Dreams 24 “So Always to the Wise””

Weird Dreams 16 “The Book is Free”

Hi, I’m author, snake owner and Stephen King fan Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about my book, Corpse Beetle, which is free today! What kinds of things can you expect to find in this book? Well, there’s big scary bugs. A lot of the book is dedicated to describing the exploitsContinue reading “Weird Dreams 16 “The Book is Free””

Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This”

Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This””

Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic”

This blog post is different. Since I’ve releasing Book 6 of The Kingdom’s Disdain today, I decided to let one of the characters write an essay. If this is the kind of thing you like, enjoy! –Edreimlecheth Lystoriant Chung Zeichliumef, better known as “Worm” the druidic, half-elf assassin. Nature of Magic/Magic of Nature Today IContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic””

Weird Dreams Daily 6 “Shameless Elf Promotion”

Hi, I’m author, amateur artist and carnivorous plant enthusiast Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today, I am thinking about my most recent ebook, “The Kingdom’s Disdain 6: Corpse Beetle” Is this a shameless plug? Why yes. Yes it is. I’m sure that all four and a half of the people who readContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 6 “Shameless Elf Promotion””