(Content warning: Strong language) A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth. Among the Heathens And I became Like a vapor to you So illusive, noxious like the Darkness of night, quivering across moonlight arrows God save me God damn her But the lust continues, even into the winter, in every point of theContinue reading “Weird Dreams 20 “Among the Heathens””
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Weird Dreams 19 “Three Things I Really Like”
Hi, I’m author, Ohio Citizen, and raging Shin Megami Tensei fan Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, three things I like, in order to balance all the hate in my last post. In fact, I want to me “Three things I really like” a regular Wednesday thing, and so, withoutContinue reading “Weird Dreams 19 “Three Things I Really Like””
Weird Dreams 18 “A Few Things I Hate”
Hi, I’m author, healthy-guy, morning runner and Metroid Dread player Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, just like, a bunch of things I really don’t like. First thing’s first. I am still alive. I got very mysteriously sick for a few days, and that resulted in my being incredibly tiredContinue reading “Weird Dreams 18 “A Few Things I Hate””
Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game”
Hi, I’m author, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon-Prime, Funimation and VRV user Paul Lang. Today I’d like to talk to you about squids, or, rather, a vacuum where squids should exist. Like every single person in the world, I have watched Squid Game. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, you probably don’t exist. If you are aContinue reading “Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game””
Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies”
Hi, I’m author, Dungeon Master and Podcast listener Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk about National Chocolate Milk Day. Chocolate Milk was invented by Irish Physician Sir Hans Sloane in the 1680s. He based it off a drink he tried in Jamaica, which was cocoa powder in water. He said it tasted nasty, soContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies””
Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk”
Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese. My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. YouContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk””
Weird Dreams Daily 12 “Dream Chronicle 2”
Hello, I’m author, jean wearer obsessive compulsive human, Paul Lang. This is my daily blog. It’s the first day of Fall, which means that by all definitions, the Spooky Season has begun. I thought it might be fun to talk about a spooky dream I had one time, because why not? Anyone who knows meContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 12 “Dream Chronicle 2””
Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This”
Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This””
Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic”
This blog post is different. Since I’ve releasing Book 6 of The Kingdom’s Disdain today, I decided to let one of the characters write an essay. If this is the kind of thing you like, enjoy! –Edreimlecheth Lystoriant Chung Zeichliumef, better known as “Worm” the druidic, half-elf assassin. Nature of Magic/Magic of Nature Today IContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic””
Weird Dreams Daily 6 “Shameless Elf Promotion”
Hi, I’m author, amateur artist and carnivorous plant enthusiast Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today, I am thinking about my most recent ebook, “The Kingdom’s Disdain 6: Corpse Beetle” Is this a shameless plug? Why yes. Yes it is. I’m sure that all four and a half of the people who readContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 6 “Shameless Elf Promotion””
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