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Weird Dreams Daily 12 “Dream Chronicle 2”

Hello, I’m author, jean wearer obsessive compulsive human, Paul Lang. This is my daily blog. It’s the first day of Fall, which means that by all definitions, the Spooky Season has begun. I thought it might be fun to talk about a spooky dream I had one time, because why not? Anyone who knows meContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 12 “Dream Chronicle 2””

Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This”

Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This””

Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic”

This blog post is different. Since I’ve releasing Book 6 of The Kingdom’s Disdain today, I decided to let one of the characters write an essay. If this is the kind of thing you like, enjoy! –Edreimlecheth Lystoriant Chung Zeichliumef, better known as “Worm” the druidic, half-elf assassin. Nature of Magic/Magic of Nature Today IContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic””

Weird Dreams Daily 9 “Fry Deletion”

Hello, I’m author, jogger and master fish cooker Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Today I’m going to talk about french fries. Why not?  What is there to say about french fries? A little bit probably.  Though they are considerably edible and often quite delicious, I wish that they had never been invented.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 9 “Fry Deletion””

Weird Dreams Daily 8 “The Web and the Ham”

Hi, I’m author, food adventurer and slasher movie fan Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. A few years ago, when I was going through a really hard time, I used to have recurring dreams about spiders. Now, I don’t have any inherent fear of spiders, I think the way they move is kindContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 8 “The Web and the Ham””

Weird Dreams Daily 7 “The Sharpest Lives”

Hi, I’m author, occasional jogger and JRPG player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today, I am mourning something. Be not concerned, dear reader, for I do not mourn for anything that matters. I am sad because I miss Arby’s White Cheddar Mac and Cheese. The cheese was deliciously sharp, and very gooey.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 7 “The Sharpest Lives””

Weird Dreams Daily 6 “Shameless Elf Promotion”

Hi, I’m author, amateur artist and carnivorous plant enthusiast Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today, I am thinking about my most recent ebook, “The Kingdom’s Disdain 6: Corpse Beetle” Is this a shameless plug? Why yes. Yes it is. I’m sure that all four and a half of the people who readContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 6 “Shameless Elf Promotion””

Weird Dreams Daily 5 “Dream Chronicle”

Hi, I’m author, anime critic and Mazda 6 owner Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. Today on Weird Dreams Daily, I’m going to talk about some weird dreams. Novel concept, right? So my dreams are rarely very coherent. They tend to be jumbles of constantly shifting narrative. I don’t have realistic, inception styleContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 5 “Dream Chronicle””

Weird Dreams Daily 4 “Writing About Writing”

Hi, I’m author, Christian, and avid Youtube Poop watcher Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog.One reason I started this blog is because, as a writer, I want to build a platform. It would probably make more sense to blog something that has anything to do with my writing genre, but ultimately I decidedContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 4 “Writing About Writing””

Weird Dreams Daily 3 “Death to the Flame: Drink a Magical Orange Fruit”

Hi, I’m author, writer, and snake and crab-keeper Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog.Today is Labor Day. So, what is Labor Day about? What is the true meaning of Labor Day? According to a Google search that I just did right now, it is a celebration of The Labor Movement, and workers whoContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 3 “Death to the Flame: Drink a Magical Orange Fruit””