A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth Worth Dying Once or Twice Apostate of apostasy, an apostasis The kernels all shriveled in the heat of the reaper’s threshing knife, an apostle of apocalypse And they are, and we were- Dust in the wind All we are is Water and protein, mixed and muddledContinue reading “Weird Dreams 22 “Worth Dying Once or Twice””
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Weird Dreams 21 “Eye of Ra”
A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth Eye of Ra Frolic in the garden, little one For there are beasts about, and The heart that beats with blood contains liquids that predate the common era, flowing into the uncommon, the strange, abstract forms of primordial abuse And there have always been parents SlitheringContinue reading “Weird Dreams 21 “Eye of Ra””
Weird Dreams 20 “Among the Heathens”
(Content warning: Strong language) A poem inspired by The Muse of Cold Earth. Among the Heathens And I became Like a vapor to you So illusive, noxious like the Darkness of night, quivering across moonlight arrows God save me God damn her But the lust continues, even into the winter, in every point of theContinue reading “Weird Dreams 20 “Among the Heathens””
Weird Dreams 19 “Three Things I Really Like”
Hi, I’m author, Ohio Citizen, and raging Shin Megami Tensei fan Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, three things I like, in order to balance all the hate in my last post. In fact, I want to me “Three things I really like” a regular Wednesday thing, and so, withoutContinue reading “Weird Dreams 19 “Three Things I Really Like””
Weird Dreams 18 “A Few Things I Hate”
Hi, I’m author, healthy-guy, morning runner and Metroid Dread player Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, just like, a bunch of things I really don’t like. First thing’s first. I am still alive. I got very mysteriously sick for a few days, and that resulted in my being incredibly tiredContinue reading “Weird Dreams 18 “A Few Things I Hate””
Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game”
Hi, I’m author, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon-Prime, Funimation and VRV user Paul Lang. Today I’d like to talk to you about squids, or, rather, a vacuum where squids should exist. Like every single person in the world, I have watched Squid Game. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, you probably don’t exist. If you are aContinue reading “Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game””
Weird Dreams 16 “The Book is Free”
Hi, I’m author, snake owner and Stephen King fan Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about my book, Corpse Beetle, which is free today! What kinds of things can you expect to find in this book? Well, there’s big scary bugs. A lot of the book is dedicated to describing the exploitsContinue reading “Weird Dreams 16 “The Book is Free””
Weird Dreams 15 “Excerpt: The Useless Prince”
Hi, I’m author, writer and fantasy writer Paul Lang! Today I want to show you a free excerpt from my upcoming FREE eBook “The Useless Prince” On October 11th, this will be available for download on amazon kindle. Did I mention that it will be free? CHAPTER 1: FATHERLAND The nation is a portrait ofContinue reading “Weird Dreams 15 “Excerpt: The Useless Prince””
Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies”
Hi, I’m author, Dungeon Master and Podcast listener Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk about National Chocolate Milk Day. Chocolate Milk was invented by Irish Physician Sir Hans Sloane in the 1680s. He based it off a drink he tried in Jamaica, which was cocoa powder in water. He said it tasted nasty, soContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies””
Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk”
Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese. My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. YouContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk””
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