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Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game”

Hi, I’m author, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon-Prime, Funimation and VRV user Paul Lang. Today I’d like to talk to you about squids, or, rather, a vacuum where squids should exist. Like every single person in the world, I have watched Squid Game. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, you probably don’t exist. If you are aContinue reading “Weird Dreams 17 “Octopus Game””

Weird Dreams 16 “The Book is Free”

Hi, I’m author, snake owner and Stephen King fan Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about my book, Corpse Beetle, which is free today! What kinds of things can you expect to find in this book? Well, there’s big scary bugs. A lot of the book is dedicated to describing the exploitsContinue reading “Weird Dreams 16 “The Book is Free””

Weird Dreams 15 “Excerpt: The Useless Prince”

Hi, I’m author, writer and fantasy writer Paul Lang! Today I want to show you a free excerpt from my upcoming FREE eBook “The Useless Prince” On October 11th, this will be available for download on amazon kindle. Did I mention that it will be free? CHAPTER 1: FATHERLAND The nation is a portrait ofContinue reading “Weird Dreams 15 “Excerpt: The Useless Prince””

Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies”

Hi, I’m author, Dungeon Master and Podcast listener Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk about National Chocolate Milk Day. Chocolate Milk was invented by Irish Physician Sir Hans Sloane in the 1680s. He based it off a drink he tried in Jamaica, which was cocoa powder in water. He said it tasted nasty, soContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 14 “Chocolate Milk Lies””

Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk”

Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese. My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. YouContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 13 “Too Spicy For Facebook: Banned By Baby Zuk Zuk””

Weird Dreams Daily 12 “Dream Chronicle 2”

Hello, I’m author, jean wearer obsessive compulsive human, Paul Lang. This is my daily blog. It’s the first day of Fall, which means that by all definitions, the Spooky Season has begun. I thought it might be fun to talk about a spooky dream I had one time, because why not? Anyone who knows meContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 12 “Dream Chronicle 2””

Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This”

Hello, I’m author, water-drinking advocate and unsuccessful Doom Eternal player Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Writing is hard, am I right, boys? You open a blank document, you stare at it for five minutes, and you scream. Sometimes, you also type some words, but usually they’re nonsense words like gliabseyabvd or hububagiuuutyt.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 11 “Why Do I Do This””

Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic”

This blog post is different. Since I’ve releasing Book 6 of The Kingdom’s Disdain today, I decided to let one of the characters write an essay. If this is the kind of thing you like, enjoy! –Edreimlecheth Lystoriant Chung Zeichliumef, better known as “Worm” the druidic, half-elf assassin. Nature of Magic/Magic of Nature Today IContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 10 “Worm: On Magic””

Weird Dreams Daily 9 “Fry Deletion”

Hello, I’m author, jogger and master fish cooker Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog! Today I’m going to talk about french fries. Why not? What is there to say about french fries? A little bit probably. Though they are considerably edible and often quite delicious, I wish that they had never been invented.Continue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 9 “Fry Deletion””

Weird Dreams Daily 8 “The Web and the Ham”

Hi, I’m author, food adventurer and slasher movie fan Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog. A few years ago, when I was going through a really hard time, I used to have recurring dreams about spiders. Now, I don’t have any inherent fear of spiders, I think the way they move is kindContinue reading “Weird Dreams Daily 8 “The Web and the Ham””