Two tales of terror from my cold inner shadow-

1

Once upon a time there was a road that went nowhere. It was your life.

2

Once upon a time there was a zombie that came into your house, bit you and turned you into a zombie that bit the next-door-neighbor and their dog, which had puppies, and all of those puppies went around town biting people and dogs until the whole town turned into zombies; all of whom went out into the world like corrupt missionaries with rotting skin and spit into the water supplies and bit people.

I am writing this to you from the future.