Hi, I’m author, healthy-guy, morning runner and Metroid Dread player Paul Lang. Today I would like to talk to you about, just like, a bunch of things I really don’t like.
First thing’s first. I am still alive. I got very mysteriously sick for a few days, and that resulted in my being incredibly tired for a bunch of days. I’m back now, and, after a few thousand finger pushups, I think my fingers are once again strong enough to type letters and words.
The internet is already a place filled with hate and hateful opinions, usually offered at times and in places where they are unasked for and undesired. Positive emotion is healthier. Love is healthier. However, sometimes those negative opinions just burn inside of you and disturb your sleep. Hate is by no means an emotion I like. However, this is my blog, for me. So, if you’re still reading my self-indulgent semi-daily rant blog, consider yourselves witnesses to a sort of ritualistic exorcism.
Some Things I Hate
Written By Paul Lang
Edited by No One
- Being Sick: I hate being sick so much that I usually try to pretend I’m not sick until I eventually get better.
- Pickles: They taste disgusting. They look disgusting. Stop putting them on hamburgers.
- Avengers Movie Infinity War: All of the characters felt off. The deaths felt tonally weird. Stop zooming in on the big purple man’s big purple face.
- Country Music: There is no call to action here. I just don’t like the way it sounds.
- The Avengers Endgame: Nothing about it was fun. Everything about it was bland and lifeless. The time travel made no sense. Worst Marvel movie. 0 out of 100 stars.
- Jump Scares: I like horror movies. Please let me be immersed without punishing me.
Aaaand that’s all I can think of right now. I said there would be a blog post, I didn’t say it would be a good one. Maybe tomorrow I’ll write about things I like. Bye!
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