Hi, I’m author, snake owner and Stephen King fan Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about my book, Corpse Beetle, which is free today!
What kinds of things can you expect to find in this book? Well, there’s big scary bugs. A lot of the book is dedicated to describing the exploits of large, yellow larvae called “Valps” They’re the child form of a giant species of deadly wasp called the “Valo-Wasp”
Valps tunnel, like Tremors, and they often eat human flesh. If you like giant killer grubs, download my book.
There’s magic. Necromancy, power used by wizards to manipulate the dead. I don’t mean to brag but there are a lot of skeletons in this book. Having a high number of skeletons is important for any written work. This book has at least ten skeletons.
Chronomancy, magic used to manipulate time. The guy in the book somehow uses it to make mouths appear on his hat and bite people! Seems pretty weird, right? That’s what I said!
Elven nature magic. You can make trees grow with that. Seems pretty harmless, right?
There’s also “Anti-Magic” which is utilized by a warrior known as a “Spellkiller” to neutralize wizardry and sorcery. Seems like a real kill-joy, right?
Other things in this book, in no particular order:
-Roasted onion cubes
-Mushroom wine
-People climbing in windows
-Big talking iguanas
-A book on herbology
-A brothel is mentioned in passing
-Someone wields a broom threateningly
So if I gave you any more, that would be spoilers. Go ahead and download the book, and, if you want to, download the 5 leading up to it, since the story will be sort of confusing without context. You can do things that way if you want. I won’t judge.
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