Hi, I’m author, reptile man and amateur paranormal investigator Paul Lang, and I’m here to talk to you about Cream Cheese.
My thesis, Cream Cheese, you can put it on anything. Name me one food you cannot put cream cheese on. I dare you. Come say it to my face. Come see what happens. You really want to challenge me? Over cream cheese? Really? I’m vicious in a fight, you know that, right? I’ll stop it nothing. I’m excellent at dodging, and you may have me on the ground, you may keep pounding away, but I swear by my own name that I will get back up and I will take you down. What I lack in strength, I make up for in speed and ferocity. My fists are like machine guns. My fingers are like arrows. Don’t you dare talk about cream cheese that way. I will destroy you.
It’s a dessert food, a breakfast food, a lunch food AND a dinner food. You can make cake out of it! It’s sweet. It’s sour. It’s cheesy and cream.
Come up with one thing that you can’t put cream cheese on? There is nothing. You aren’t saying anything. Your arguments are all for naught. They should put cream cheese on pizza. I put it in pasta sauce. Have you tried putting it in past sauce? It’s really good!
I’m going to hit you in the face with a stop sign.
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