Hi, I’m author, anime critic and Mazda 6 owner Paul Lang, and this is my daily blog.

Today on Weird Dreams Daily, I’m going to talk about some weird dreams. Novel concept, right?
So my dreams are rarely very coherent. They tend to be jumbles of constantly shifting narrative. I don’t have realistic, inception style dreams. I have exclusively the weird kind. I also have a tendency to have really short dreams. I’ll fall asleep on the couch for like three seconds, wake up with a start, then explain a whole bizarre narrative to my fiancé.
Last night, I had two such peculiar, three-second dreams.
In the first, I was introduced to a new superhero. He was dressed in a mixture of Kamen Rider/Super Sentai armor, and the traditional America hero cape with tights. His name, however, was Peehard Sexman. There was a vague menace about him, like maybe Peehard Sexman wasn’t really a hero at all.
I woke up and explained Peehard Sexman.
I quickly fell back to sleep and had another dream. This time I dreamed about a little league sports team. The sport they played was left ambiguous, but it involved flying through floating rings like in a Star Fox game. The team whose name was “Salisbury Steak” was apparently caught cheating in some way. Their coach, a man with a volcano for a head, decided that they needed to be punished, so he banished them to a dark dimension outside of reality, forever. This whole narrative was conveyed to me completely by implication in the space of two seconds.
And that’s it. That’s the blog post. Hope you liked it.

What kinds of dreams do you have? Talk about the weird ones. Join in and make me look less weird. Peehard Sexman is the one to beat.