Hi, I’m author, writer, bad movie and Halloween themed drink enthusiast Paul! Lang, and this is my daily blog.
This blog exists mostly so I can torture myself and make myself write at least a blog post every single day. This is more for me than it is for anyone else, however, I know a lot of people feel isolated a lot of the time lately, and the word “Parasocial” is coming to mind. Having a lot of fake, one-sided social interactions is imperative to people who are used to having company, and have been banned from that by the old rona (Kobolds 19, as I like to call it). Anyway, my spellcheck is telling me that “Parasocial” is not even a word. Gen Z is up to no good again!
Speaking of things that begin with “Para” why don’t more people watch the anime “Parasyte” it’s really good, heartwarming, has a good environmental message, and there’s an evil hand monster that talks like Pikachu. Everyone should watch it, unless they have a fear of body-horror, talking hands, Pikachu voices, or Japanese dubstep.
Earlier this year I was super disappointed when I found out the “Parasite” everyone was talking about was not an anime about a killer hand monster, but was, in fact, some movie about people living in the basement or something stupid like that. I haven’t seen the movie Parasite, and I’m sure it’s very good, but telling me “It’s about wealth inequality” will not make me more likely to watch it. Tell me it’s about a hand monster. Lie to me. I’ll watch it if you lie to me.
So anyway, this is the first of what I hope to be INFINITE pointless, 300 word rants. They will probably only get worse from here on out. Still, if you enjoy this for some reason, feel free to like or take the para out of the social by commenting.
Is there anything you’d like to hear me ramble about? Gimmie something to chew on.
In closing, blogs are better when they have images, so here’s a bad picture I drew very quickly of the hand monster from Parasyte.
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Anyway, buy my book in the link below! Have a good day and stay spicy!
